Hari nie pada 19 September 2011,bermula kisah ku belajar di UPSI..pagi-pagi,awek ku gerak aku mangun tdo..sebelum die gerak da sedo da..anyway,tq farah diana..love u..naik bas ke UPSI,punye lar ramai..huhu..first day punye lar susah mencari kelas..ronda punye ronda x jumpe gak kelas..sekejap swoh pg sini,pastu sane..da lar x tau pape..sowang plak tue..pastu pg tmpat bangunan E-Learning,terjumpe lar sowang kawan baru nama die Shauqi,panggil Qi jew..AMIN!xde die,mati aku..haha..aku jenjln dgn die mencari studio grafik 1..punye lar lame..x jumpe..last2 ade 2 owg senior pompuan tunjuk kat kami...AMIN!pg lar bangunan yusuf..jumpe gak..tp XDE LECTURER DGN STUDENT!!!!kite tunggu sejam,sembang2 dgn abg senior sane..baik..die ajar macam2..pastu kite pg lar ke perpustakaan untuk gune internet..nie lar aku tgh tulis nie..wat masa nie,setakat nie..bub na pg makan pagi..lapo...huhu..shauqi,Qi,duk sebelah rumah aku jew..aku A-1-8,die A-1-9..haha..no matrik pown sebelah..aku D20111050109,die D20111050110..haha..gune internet dgn die nie kat library..na mengajak makan..bye..mmuah farah diana!

For Guys : A Guide To Girl Talk

This tips may help you guys on what the girl ACTUALLY means on her talking!

If you’ve ever spoken to a woman, it’s fair to say you’ve been confused by one. Yes doesn’t always mean yes, no doesn’t always mean no, and most of us have once in our lives even admitted, “Well, I may have said that, but I didn’t mean it.” What’s with all the mixed messages? “Women communicate by giving subtle suggestions instead of being literal, so we can check for positive reinforcement before we continue. We want to be careful about the impact we have on the other person”. But while figuring out what women really want can be difficult, it’s not impossible. So follow this guide to “girl-speak.” These are some of the things you might hear a woman say as you meet, date and woo her — and the code for reading between the lines.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.”
What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”
Why she says it: It’s a classic weekend night scene, somewhere in public. You see her sitting by herself and figure it’s as good a time as any to make a move. And it’s all going so well — she’s smiling, she’s answering your questions — until she drops the bomb that she has a boyfriend. Now, she may be telling the truth. But more likely this “boyfriend” is merely a ploy to get you to back off fast. “I use that line all the time; it really works without hurting a guy’s feelings too much,”. “It shows immediately that there’s nothing more to say.”

What she says: “Why don’t I take your number and I’ll call you?”
What she means: “There’s no way I’m giving you my number, so why don’t I take yours?”
Why she says it: Even in this day and age, most women like to be pursued, so if we really like you, we’ll happily hand over our digits and wait for you to call. Pretty much the only time we’ll ask for your number is — sorry — when we want to keep the ball in our court and, well, never see you again. Other not-so-great responses: “Why don’t you email me instead,” “You can get my number through our mutual friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend Marcy” or “I’m listed.” Trust us, if she likes you, she’ll make it easy for you to call.

What she says: “Oh, sorry, I already have weekend plans.”
What she means: “I don’t necessarily have weekend plans, but you’re calling so last-minute I’d feel like a loser if I admitted I was free and took you up on your offer.”
Why she says it: As much as we all say that The Rules is an outdated tome that brews trouble between the genders, there are still some things we can’t let go of. And one of them is that we don’t want to accept plans with you last-minute, because we don’t want you to think we’re that easy to catch. “If a guy waits until Friday to ask me out on Saturday, I’ll probably say no,”. “He has to work for it. And if he doesn’t have the patience to call back next week, too bad, that’s his loss.”


What she says: “This feels good, but we really shouldn’t.”
What she means: “I want you, bad, but don’t want to get burned.”
Why she says it: The night is winding down, and it’s time to decide whether she should hold ‘em, fold ‘em, or soldier on into the morning light with you. So if your date isn’t telling you a flat-out “No,” “I don’t want to,” or “I don’t like you that way,” chances are she really does like you — and want you — that way. She’d just rather wait a few weeks or months until she knows you’re not a love-’em-and-leave-’em type. “It’s possible she’s been in the position before of becoming intimate with a man and wanting to hear from him and then not hearing from him — and she doesn’t want to make that mistake again,”. So if you’re a guy who really does want the relationship to go further (be honest now), it’s worth telling her so to see if she’ll change her mind.

What she says: “So, what have you been up to?”
What she means: “Why haven’t you called me? Are you seeing someone else?”
Why she says it: If we haven’t talked to you in a few weeks and then you suddenly start calling again, all we want to know is, What the heck took you so long? But because we want you to think we’re laid-back “Hey, whatever” women, all we dare squeeze out is a general inquiry. “I don’t want him to know I care,”. Our biggest fear? That you’ve been calling other women instead of us. Whether that’s the case or not, you’re best off filling in your missing weeks with very unromantic things. “I’m hoping he’ll tell me he’s been working really hard,” “or better, that he’s been really sick.”

What she says: “If you want to have a guy’s night, go ahead, fine.”
What she means: “I really, really don’t want you to go. And if you do, I’m going to be upset.”
Why she says it: It seemed innocuous enough; you asked her if she’d mind rescheduling your romantic night in so you could go out with the guys. She’s given you the green light. So what’s the red flag in that statement? The word “fine.” See, when a woman says something is fine, it’s decidedly not. “A woman will say it’s fine for him to go without her because she doesn’t want to get in a fight about it, even though deep down, she doesn’t want him to go without her,”. Another phrase women often use to clue you into their displeasure: “If you like.” As in, “Sure, you can go out with the guys tonight, if you like.” That’s a pretty clear sign that while you may like it, she sure won’t. Either way, feel free to play dumb and go out with your buddies — just be ready to accept the consequences when you return.

What she says: “So, tell me about Diane.”
What she means: “Should I be threatened by Diane?”
Why she says it: When a man brings up another female’s name in the midst of a story, a woman’s internal panic button is pressed — she fears that you’re talking about her because you’re secretly attracted to her. So until you make it clear you wouldn’t touch Diane with a ten-foot pole, our insecurities will lead us to assume she’s a wasp-waisted blonde who laughs at your jokes — and you’d love to be her boyfriend. So if Diane is attractive and available, please don’t say, “She’s really cool.” Instead, try, “Diane’s just someone I work with. Wow, she can be annoying sometimes. Some guys at the office are drawn to her but I don’t get it; she’s not all that.”

What she says: “I love the way you smell.”
What she means: “I love you, but I don’t dare tell you I love you before you tell me you love me.”
Why she says it: “I just told the guy I’ve been dating for three weeks that I loved the way he smelled,” says Lili De Monseignat, “but it’s more him that I love than his smell.” Then why hold back? Because women know that telling a guy we love him before he tells us could be too much for him to handle. “It’s too soon to tell him I love him, because he’ll freak out and run away!”. But if you want to be loved, perk your ears up for the word itself. “I love your dog,” “I love your apartment,” “I love the way you dress,” and “I love that you love Indian food” are all signs that something big is bubbling underneath that little heart of hers. In other words, gentlemen, please be gentle.

So guys, that's the tips on what the woman ACTUALLY thinking on their head. This is from the research and polls that has been taken. Good Luck On Dating~ :D

Genting Highland 22&23 Mac 2009

Untuk post kali nie sy na tribute tok kwn2 yg byk menolong sy sewaktu di kolej CICT Ipoh~wee...pd tarikh 22&23 Mac 2009,sy dn kwn2 sy(gambar di bwh) organize satu trip ke genting!punye lar susah na planning bub ramai owg kata kejap na pg,kejap xna pg~haduih!tp xpe!disebabkan azwan nie jnis x mudah mengaku kalah,die ttp gak planning~aku tolong skit2 jew..blakang tabir lar katakan...huahuahua~waktu kite pg tue dlm pkul 8 pagi x silap..punye lar panas ipoh time tue..musim panas(bley plak bermusim-musim kat malaysia nie)..hahaha!

mari sy tunjuk dulu antara org2 yg pg time tue.. dari kiri(cpat jalan!)hahaaha! yop,azrain,satria,aiman dn azwan~(sy xde dlm gambar bub sy lar yg tngkap gambar~..kite pg sane dgn dua buah kete..satu satria azwan satu lagi kancil azrain~KANCIL BEB!!hahaha!ade peristiwa tu wktu naik bukit na ke genting tue..nnt sy cite..hahaha!aiman,wan dn dua org lagi naik satria wan..sy,yop,satria dgn azrain naik kete kancil azrain..pergh~time na pg punye lar panas..bile da sampai di kaki bukit na naik ke genting,sejuk!!!!hahaha!nie na cite ape peristiwa disebalik na naik bukit tu..time na naik tue disebubkan kami naik kancil jew,dn ditambah oleh berat,punye lar susah!ber-drum bunyi kete!macam singa!hahaha..maklum lar..kancil jew..azrain da riso mau x reverse kete time na naik nnt,mampus!hahaa...cool man time tu~kite menggila menjerit2 dlm kete bub xde org kat jalan~haha..tibe2 ade plak owg tgh shooting kat depan sane..x silap cite roda2 KL..depa pandang kite,kite pandang depa~dua2 wat muke pelik~hahahahaha!!!!sampainye kami kat ats yg sebelum naik benda alah tue(kotak bergerak) ke genting,lupe ape benda dipanggil benda alah tue,sy jadi x betol skit..maklum lar,sy x pnah pg..da lar sejuk~hahaha!nie antara gambar2 di dalam benda alah tue..

nie gambar saye

yop dgn azwan(blakang tue saye)
yop dgn azrain

nie antara scene dlm benda alah tue~huhu~

gayat jugak lar naik benda nie..bub bergoyang2..hehe..tp msti mau cool~lama gak lar benda nie na samapi ke puncak genting tue..dlm 30 minit camtu..huhu~kami sampai jew kat atas trus settle benda tiket amsuk dn call apartment kami..pg apartment tue,letak barang pastu pg lar makan KFC akt sane..na tau sbub ape makan KFC??jawapannya mudah!sebub makanan bese pown MAHAL GILE!!!!!alang2 harga na same jew,bek kite mam KFC..puas dan kenyang!haa..sy makan KFC punye lar pelahap~TP x bley challenge yop punye pelahap!sampai sy punye pown die kebas!haha!lawak gile..sy rembat lar 2 botol sos cili kat sane~untuk dibuat cicah kat apartment nnt..hahaha~(depa kan byk stok,kasi lar skit)...huhu~pastu azrain dn wan pg turun bwh na mk kete..bub agak malas lar kami na jln2 kaki~hehe..kami tunggu punye tunggu punye tunggu(brappeee byk tunggu daaa~) akhirnya sampai gak depa..(sy x sbr na men permainan di theme park tu jew)..huhu~kami pown park kete dn pg lar theme park sane!hahaha!sy,yop dn azrain macam kanak2 jumpe mainan!punye lar sonok!hahaha!kami main yg boyan pusing2 tue(MENJERIT MACAM BDAK POMPUAN)..bkan sebub takut,tp sonok gile!!!hahahahaha!!pastu azrain,wan dgn yop pg lar main kat space shot~

buaian pusing yg saye ckp tue~

nie haa space shot!

sambung cite blik,sy x naik space shot nie sebub gayat!mau luruh jantung lau naik!haha..ade lar satu peristiwa lawak waktu azrain,wan dgn yop ne naik benda nie..yg si yop tue duduk lar sebelah sowang budak luar negara..mcm Islam jew..huhu~waktu benda tue naik slow2 kat atas,budak tue sembang2 lar dgn yop..speaking english~yop nie pentoi skit english tp die cube gak sembang2..pai jew kat atas tue..benti..tunggu 5 saat,VROOM!benda tue turun laju gile!5-10 round lar turun naik!hahaha!yg sy tergelaknye,yop nie bgtau budak tue ckp time sembang2 tue camni~

budak: Hye!I'm Muhammad(lau x silap lar)
yop: Hye..call me name firdaus(hahaha!!!)
budak: very nice too meet you..u scared?
yop: err...err..no!i'm very brave
budak: i'm afraid a little bit only~~
yop: *gelak*

benda tue turun laju!

budak: OMG!!!! OH F**K!!!

nie lar peristiwa tue kat space shot!lau sy ingat blik,msti sy gelak bub cara penyampaian yop time cite nie sungguh EFEKTIF!LAWAK GILE!!ditambah dgn muke selenge die!hahahahaha!!!
pastu sy,yop dn sowang kawan nie pg lar rumah hantu!haha..kite xde lar takut sgt..maintain macho(ye ke x takut??)hahahaha!pergh!menjerit2 dlm tue terkezut!yop yg brani pown kuar jew muke cuak+pucat!uhuhuu~pastu kami main lar macam2 lagi..lupe!sy dgn yop pastu pg men style Robin Hood gitu~nie gambarnye~

sy~

yop

kami dpt GOLD BADGE sebub dpt shoot kat bull's eye~huhu~terrer lar kami nie~hahaha!pastu kami pusing2 lar area theme park tue..byk sgt gambar so sy x ler letak~kami main lar pai dlm pkul 7 bub time tue plak ujan~

kami pergi beli KFC lagi pastu blik apartment(sos cili 2 botol menunggu kepulangan kami)hahaha...kami makan dn lepak2 dn sembang kat apartment~ade ASTRO owh apartment kami~agak besar..hehe..pastu kami pown tdo lar..sy tdo awal lar..ntah nape..dgn berselimut dn ditambah tilam tebal tutup sy..ntah sape lar curi!sejuk lar sy mlm tue!huhuhu~

keesokan paginye, kami cadang na ronda2 di area KL..so kami bertolak awal lar supaya dpt berjalan..turun bukit dari genting punye lar laju!maklum lar..bukit~..sy,azrain,yop dn aiman naik kancil~..ZUUUP!laju!na naik punye lar lambat~smpai ade bau hangus~hahaha!rupenye azrain punye brek x makan sgt..hangus!hahhaahaa!!!!tergelak azrain~kami pg lar jln2 di bukit bintang pastu pg mane ntah..pusing2..ade gambarnye tp sy xmo lar letak bub byk~nie ade lagi peristiwa lawak..kami berempat SESAT di KL!hahahaha..nasib bek dlm kete!punye lar lama mencari exit na ke highway dr KL na ke Ipoh!5-6 round kami pusing KL~hahahaha~lawak gile!kami berjumpe dgn wan dn lain2 di tol mane ntah..lupe lar..itu pengalaman yg sonok bagi sy bub dpt luangkan masa dgn kwn2 sy!da la lawak~byk cobaan yg lawak kami tempuh~huhu~thx guys~

Sports Carnival CICT swaktu sy MPP......

SPORTS CARNVAL 2009

skg nie sy rasa na cite psl kat kolej time sports carnival lar plak~..hehe..nie gambar kami semasa kami menduduki tmpat kedua dlm pertandingan bola sepak..pergh!mmg sonok!bersusah payah kami na menang!sy menjaringkan 3 gol keseluruhan~hahaha..bdn kecik tp ligat!hehhee...sy yg kat bwh berbaju itam sambil gigit pingat lar..kami menang tmpat-ke 2 jew pown..huhu..punye lar susah na ajak depa nie sume training skali..haha..rakan saye dari kecik ade dua orang kat dlm gambar nie..sowang fendi dn lagi satu azrain~azrain:bile lar kite na men sorpack counterstrike lagi nie??huhu..nervous lar gak time nie..sewaktu nie sy seorang ahli MPP(majlis perwakilan pelajar) kat kolej sy~wlaupun byk keje kene wat,tp sy sgt seronok sebub ade byk aktiviti2 yg kami buat..wai meng:bile kite mau pg cosplay lagi ea dgn kavitha?huhu..jgn lupe ajak pei zhan..mereka bertiga nie sume reti ckp chinese..sy sorang jew melayu~hahaha..1 MALAYSIA~dlm gambar ni dari kiri bwh shafiq(balak wani),faizal(mpp),sharaan(mpp,member sy gak),sy,yop(firdaus),nizam,azmil..pastu yg berdiri kat belakang tu fikri(zack),vimal,nazrul naim,kawan die,azrain,kawan salam,affendy,salam dgn kawan zack..huhu..ade gak yg xde dlm gambar ni bub da blik..huhu~nie antara gambar2 time sports carnival semasa sy jadi MPP..

Bermulanya....~

Assalamualaikum sume dan selamat sejahtera bagi yang bukan beragama islam..nama sy NAZIRUL IZZUAN BIN ZUL AKMAR..skg da berumur 21 tahun..lahir pada 25 april 1989 di Hospital Besar Kuala Lumpur..anak sulung dari 3 orang adik laki..sume laki!hahaha..ni sy waktu sy baru umur 2 tahun kowt..sy x brape na ingat bub da lama kan..sy ingin berkongsi macam2 pengalaman dlm blog ini sebub pengalaman patut dikongsi bersama dan diharapkan dapat dijadikan pengajaran kepada org lain lau itu perlu..sy juga ingin berkongsi benda2 menarik yg berlaku dlm hidup sy sebub serono untuk berkongsi cerita dgn org lain..

• Sy asalnya dari KL,duduk sane sampai umur 7 tahun dan berpindah ke Ipoh..ramai saudara mara yg ade kat sini..hehe..kenangan sekolah rendah teramat lar banyak smpai ingat2 lupe..anyway(tibe2 omputeh),huhu,sy bersekolah di SK Sungai Rokam..dari lar mule masuk darjah 1-6 kelas Mawar..kepada kawan2 kelas tue,bile lar kite na wat reunion nie..msti rupe da berubah kaw2 da..hehe..x sabar lar plak na tgok korang!huhu...sy na plak masukkan gambar waktu sekolah rendah tp xde lar..huhu..so bayangkan jew lar ea..huhu~...kawan bek waktu sekolah rendah byk lar..jufri,ashraff,muhaimin,marzita,amalia(ganas die nie),byk sgt lar..kepada yg len,sori lar lau x disenaraikan bub terlalu lar byk!thx for being such a good friend!hehe..sy nie seorang yg pandai(org kata),tp PEMALAS!bub tue mempersia-siakan otak pandai nie tok dpt 5A dlm UPSR..sebaliknya dpt 3A2B jew..huu..tp xpe..asalkan xde lar menjadi org yg x berguna..~parents sy salu pandang rendah kat sy..kata macam2..adik2 sy salu ambil kesempatan sebub sy dipandang rendah oleh parents..dlm family,kirenye sy nie black sheep lar..siyesly mmg macam terabai lau korang tgok dn bandingkan dgn adik2 sy yg bdn besar macam tong dram!hahahaha...sy nie jenis suke wat hal sendiri dn x pduli owg kata ape..jenuh lar lau asyik memikir owg kata ape..xbley idup beb!so just carry on with my life..itu yg TERBAEEK!huhu..sy ade prinsip idup yg sampai skg sy masih berpegang kuat lagi iaitu:
• NEVER EVER GIVE UP ALTHOUGH UR DOWN!
• DUN CARE TOO MUCH BOUT WHAT PEOPLE THOUGHT OF U
• BE URSELF
• TRUE FRIENDS WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR U

itu sume antara pegangan idup sy..lau x byk ag..cume bagi sy,ini penting sgt2..hee~sambung cite psl sekolah rendah~waktu sy darjah 3, sy da terrer main komputer..games! COUNTERSTRIKE!..omg!budak kecik lagi da terrer..sy dgn adik sy nie da start lar men game jew kat cyber..parent x tau..bub lau tau,mati ow!depa nie x bg pg cyber..na dijadikan cite,bese lar budak2..men lar kat cyber pai ponteng skolah~dgn adik..pergh!na dkat 2 minggu ponteng!gile!macam pepatah melayu,sepandai-pandai tupai melompat,akhirnya jatuh TERSEMBAM kat tanah jua~..sy ditangkap oleh makcik saudara sy yg sy panggil die MAK CHO(guru di SMKGR)..pergh~mmg takut lar..tp lau dipikirkan,bkan slh sy gak..parent yg x bg pg cyber..budak2 msti lar memberontak!..bkan wat pape..men game jew pown..kene lar sebat..ditambah plak dgn adik yg join sekaki nie plak menuduh sy yg mengajak!pergh!mmg berbirat ar dgr die kata camtu!dh lar die yg na mengikut...sabar jew lar..yg sulung lar gak yg kene trok(sy lar 2)~huu~itu kenangan yg agak gelap lar waktu kecik..TERLUPE PLAK psl bola beracun(bola tennis) dgn wayar beracun(antenna kereta) wktu sy sekolah agama dulu!Ustaz Radhi punye secret weapon!gile sakit lau kene!byk kali lar gak kene bola 2!tp ada satu ketika sy sempat mengelak(bola 2 betol2 lalu di dpn mata owh!)..mcam matrix owh dn kene plak member sy sowang..hahaa!!lawak gile..dh lar kene dahi,pastu bola tue jatuh kat tingkat bawah!die kene ambik!hahaha..cian die..tp siyes SEMPOI owh ustaz tu..amalia ckup suke gado dgn sy dari sekolah rendah pai sekolah agama..hahahaha!tp time sekolah agama lar basikal sy hilang dicuri!da lar time 2 sembahyang jumaat(dugaan btol)..bish pusing jauh mencari..repot polis pai skg no idea what happen~parent marah2 kat sy..na wat macam mane..da na hilang..xde rezeki..trima jew lar..hehehe..

ini je kowt yg sy na share tntang sy waktu sy kecik..lau korang na tau ag just ask!then sy akn jwb dlm post lain insyaallah.drop by and comment if u guys want to~